Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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