He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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