Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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