I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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