On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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