A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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