Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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