please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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