Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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