Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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