Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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