woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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