The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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