i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
