you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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