she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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