Kiss
Puke
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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