if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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