haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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