so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Life is so much better after having sex.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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