PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Drake has all the answers
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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