OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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