awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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