Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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