You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
He had one of those small greek statue penises
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Actions speak louder than pants.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
