i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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