Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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