woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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