I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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