You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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