How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We talked him into tasing himself.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
there is puke in my bra ... again
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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