Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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