Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she peed on how many people?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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