I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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