I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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