I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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