WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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