He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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