My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You dont lie about slip and slides
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man