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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog

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  They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

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• (914): View more from New York

  Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I think I just cured my dogs munchies

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud

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• (817): View more from Texas

  New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd

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• (315): View more from New York

  OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?

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