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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'll bet she douches with gravy.

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• (315): View more from New York

  So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'

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• (718): View more from New York

  Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day

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• (253): View more from Washington

  First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!

  (334): View more from Alabama

  I will chop off your penis

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