At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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