Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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