Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
wow bdsm is so cute
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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