A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
third nipple confirmed
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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