I love black thongs
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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