just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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