yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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