my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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