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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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