I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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