he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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