I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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