Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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