SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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