she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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